1.Ivanova is God. Janeway is lost. 2.Babylon 5 is going somewhere. Voyager is not. 3.The aliens on B5 are more convincing than those funny nose-ridge ST aliens 4.Kosh vs. Neelix 5.Ivanova vs. Chakotay 6.The Shadows vs. The Kazin 7.A Bab5 episode isn't neatly ended in the last 5 minutes 8.Babylon 5 doesn't have to go back in time to Earth in order to increase its ratings 9.Would Janeway ever sacrifice herself for millions? 10.If Voyager is such an advanced ship and has visited all these planets in the last two years, why is Neelix still cooking for the crew? 11.Bab5 characters have foibles; the Voyager crew is so well-adjusted. 12.Whatever happened to all that information that was collected from Paris' shuttle when he broke Warp 10? 13.The starships on B5 are cooler looking than Voyager. Russian Space program vs. boring American designs. 14.Babylon 5 characters aren't transformed into catfish. 15.Babylon 5 has plots that last longer than 2 episodes [drussell@dhs.djusd.k12.ca.us] 16.The ships in babylon 5 could take out the voyager [Dameon Riggs] 17.Technomages [XeNOK] 18.The romance between Sheridan and Delenn 19.Babylon 5 doesn't have tons of illogical time travel episodes, just to get ratings. 20.B5 is about something. Voyager is something about nothing. [Ryan Riddle] 21.Babylon 5 is Babylon 5 ....need we say more [David Russell] 22.JANEWAY WOULD NOT DARE CHALLANGE EARTH AUTHORITY [anonymous] 23.Prime Directive? I think not... [matt@physics.uottawa.ca] 24.Real romance, like Sheridan and Delenn, not sweeps month romances like Janeway-Q 25.Phasers don't make cool spacial destortions. [anonymous] 26.Kes is only a P1 [anonymous] 27.Even Garibaldi has more hair than the doctor! [anonymous] 28.Kosh makes more sense than Tuvok [anonymous] 29.Kosh could kick Q's ass any day. [T.R.C.] 30.Delenn vs. Janeway (Now who's the bonehead!) [anonymous] 31.Always a cryptic Kosh to explain everything. [Brak'nor Chamrajnagar] 32.Voyager: Is that spandex they're wearing? [anonymous] 33.Star Trek: written by kindergartners [Vincent Solfronk] 34.I like Bab5, but all you jerks suck! [SULU+] 35.The fire extinguisher used in C&C in "Severed Dreams" [Mike Myhal] 36.The action sequences are SO much cooler on B5. [Monique] 37.Kes has no cleavage [Omega69] 38.The plots with intrique are more convincing (Londo vs. Cartagia) 39.Nobody is who they seem. 40.B5 would never be endangered by bacteria from CHEESE! [Jeremy McCaw] 41.If Voyager had jumpgates, they would have been home by now. [F.R.] 42.The avalanche is here, pebbles no longer have a vote. [Kosh] 43.B5's original: Voyager's a spin-off of a spin-off... [Breeonne] 44.Peter Jurasik and Adreas Katsulas. [Rebecca] 45.Starfuries don't get viral infections like Voyager. [-kk] 46.Star Trek has the Borg B5 has the Shadows. Assimilate that. [anonymous] 47.B5 has angelic Vorlons and spider-like Shadows ST has Ardra [Chad] 48.Tell me we won't have poverty in the future!!!!! [Darkslayer] 49.Garbaldi, Marcus and Kosh vs. Janeway, Tuvok, and Neelix [Darkslayer] 50.PPG's shoot in the direction you point them unlike phasers [Michael Alex] 51.B5 has REAL aliens.ST aliens invite the crew in for cocktail [Cliff] 52.The heroes are flawed ambigous, and imperfect creatures. [James Wolf] 53.The crew of B5 don't have to make up reasons why things work [SHERzipp] 54.B5 isn't on the verge of blowing up every other week. [anonymous] 55.Two words: Bug Zapper. 56.We're going to trap the macroviruses on the holodeck by simulating infrared radiation... Nahhh. 57.When Janeway uses the word "Mucilaginous," is this an example of Trekbabble or has she been reading too much William Safire. Hey Janeway, it's called "GOO!" 58.B5 has writers voyerger has people who drink and then scribble on a piece of paper [Perky] 59.Unlike Voyageur, B-5 characters change (eg. Londo, Franklin, the Vorlons, etc...). [Darkslayer] 60.More things happen in 15 minutes of Babylon 5 than in a 2-part episode of Voyager. [London Fog] 61.It just is. [A Far Q] 62.When was the last time you quoted an episode of ST: Voyager? [anonymous] 63.If someone gets injured on B-5, they actually have to stay in the hospital for a while. [Darkslayer] 64.Because Sheridan isn't adverse to spacing a Teddy Bear!!! [Yoli Lawrence] 65.B5 isn't PC, and it's special effects are designed on one. [Crusader] 66.Each B5 episode raises questions that draw you to watch the next episode. [Mike Bryant] 67.The only Voyager alien with a weird speech patern acted like a mime. [Mister Morden] 68.Voyager's idea of scary is a clown called Fear. B5 has Jack t Ripper. [Mister Morden] 69.Who would you rather preform unnatural and perveted acts upon, Janeway, or Ivanova, (yum!)? [anonymous] 70.I'd rather eat Mr. Garibaldi's cooking than Nelix's. [Mister Morden] 71.For that matter I'd rather eat Captain Sheriden's cooking than Nelix's. [Mister Morden] 72.B5 has a new episode at least every two weeks [Vosh] 73.Being nibbled to death by...cats. [Jon Clark (no relation)] 74.Mr. Morden **wave** . [Jon Clark (no relation)] 75.Reversable transporter accidents vs. actually bodily harm (Just ask G'Kar) [Dark Crow] 76.JMS can actually write good science fiction [Dark Crow] 77.Janeway paints and listens to elevator music in her spare time. [anonymous] 78.Have you ever actually seen a universal translater? [B-Dog] 79.PPGs don't have a 'STUN' setting. [Matt Salsbury] 80.As JMS says: No CUTE KIDS or ROBOTS, EVER!!!! [Matt Salsbury] 81.Has anyone ever seen a Janitor on Voyager? [Matt Salsbury] 82.On B5 Security means securing the station, on Voya ger it means being Janeway's shoulder to cry on. [Matt Salsbury] 83.Aliens on B5 actually look different, on Voyager they just have large nose or forehead protrusions. [B-Dog] 84.On B5, they actually drink alcohol. On Voyager, they drink NEAR-BEER. Even Garabaldi prefers water. [Shadowknight] 85.You don't get paid in Star Trek. It's Communist. [Prometheus] 86.On B5 they drink REAL booze, not synthetic stuff. [M. Salsbury] 87.Have you ever watched an episode of Voyager and wondered what will happen next? [Matt Salsbury] 88.There is acually the possibility Bab5 might be lost to the bad guys. [MCW] 89.B5 doesn't suck! [Nina B.] 90.As my sister says, Highlander references :) [Sabrina Renka] 91.In Voyager the crew reroutes some obscure sounding wiring and suddenly everything is all better. [Dark Crow] 92.B5 tries not to break it's own sci-fi rules ever week because it's convienent. [Dark Crow] 93.You just have to like a security chief with a framed picture of Daffy Duck. [Dark Crow] 94.Voyager treads old television waters: Lost in Space, Battlestar Gallactica: B5 is a true original! [Jupiter2] 95.Grey 17 [F.R.] 96.Bab 5 actually obeys the laws of physics [Foxhoyle] 97.Babylon 5 characters make pacts with the Devil that they later regret. 98.Babylon 5 is full of references to literary works and quotes poetry. 99.Janeway is a sexless bunhead zombie 100.Would you try to get people interested in science fiction by showing them Voyager, or Babylon 5? [Matt Salsbury] 101.Have you watched Voyager,felt you missed something important, and watched the episode again? [Matt Salsbury] 102.I could drive my pick-up through the holes in Voyager's plots. B5 actually seems coherent. Thanx jms [Monique] 103.The existence of universal truths in B5: IE.: the fact that every culture has Swedish meatballs. [Burkesongs] 104.Relationships on B5 last more than one convenient episode. [Jaye Brown] 105.Sheridan vs. any male on Voyager. [Jaye Brown] 106.How many starfleet security officers would perform magic tricks like Garibaldi's? [Matt Salsbury] 107.B5 characters make mistakes, and have to deal with the long term consequences. [Matt Salsbury] 108.Or for that matter have you ever watched Voyager and felt anything?(Apart from boredom or nausea.) [Matt Salsbury] 109.They are opposite extremes of the space opera genre. B5 is opera. Voyager is merely space. [Zephyn] 110.In Voyager, you know how the plot will be resolved 10 minutes into the episode. [F.R.] 111.On ST when GKar and Londo come out of the elevator they would say "I'm sorry for blowing up Narn.":) [Happy Kat1] 112.Can you imagine Sheridan saying "Make it so"?!?! [Happy Kat1] 113.Voyager would never question the cultural significance of the Hokey Kokey [Sam Granatt] 114.Garibaldi really does have a nice butt! [TJS] 115.Pick-up truck? Hell, you could drive the Vorlon fleet through the holes in Voyager's plots.. [Matt Salsbury] 116.(To Matt Salsbury) But then, why would the Vorlons want to associate with Voyager anyway? [Dark Crow] 117.Shadows whip borg [Ol] 118.Babylon 5 doesn't rely on holodeck fantasies as filler episodes. 119.Delenn is convincing when she threatens, Janeway...yeah, right! [Laurent] 120.We get to see Ivanova in a teddy!! (rar rar!) [Foxhoyle] 121.Sheridan vs. EVERY male on Voyager. [Parthos] 122.Garibaldi's diguise. [Parthos] 123.Two words: Severed Dreams [Parthos] 124.Garibaldi vs. Tuvok...Italians do it better. [Parthos] 125."This place is about something, not some...DEEP SPACE franchise!" --Susan Ivanova, Voices of Authority. [Parthos] 126.Intelligent dialogue vs. meaningless, pseudoscientific gobbledygook. [Parthos] 127.Actual military uniforms vs. space pajamas. [Parthos] 128.A captain who's not afraid to open up a can of whip-ass on aliens who get outta' line. [Parthos] 129.Gene Roddenberry is dead JMS is immortal. [Parthos} 130.(To Dark Crow) I would be surprised if Starfleet wanted to associate with Voyager. [Matt Salsbury] 131.How about in one word: Z'HA'DUM. [Matt Salsbury] 132.How does the universal translator know not to translate those words with cultural significance? [gcm] 133.The characters and Voyager change so little, they might as well be in stasis. [F.R.] 134.Two words: RESET BUTTON. [Lurker24601] 135.Two words: Bodacious men. [Nina B.] 136.Voyager (and Star Trek as a whole) always maintains the Status Quo (what was before, will be after) [PJK] 137.Ivanova is always right. Janeway is usually wrong. [Sam Granatt] 138.Two shots from a PPG and Voyager would have a hull breach. [Zbear] 139.Babylon 5 records better on my VCR. [Killians Red] 140.Two words: Marcus Cole. [Zbear] 141.Action Satisfaction. [Zbear] 142.Marcus, nuff said! [Lynn] 143.Voyager is Gilligan's Island on warp drive. B5 is life. [konecsni] 144.Voyager doesn't have a ship's chaplain B5 has monks,rabbis,ministers,and moslems as good guys. [konecsni] 145.B5 fills an hour: Voyager kills an hour. [konecsni] 146.Enemy attack? Sheridan blows up enemy ships. Janeway tries to blow up her own ship (and fails)! [Chris and Dave] 147.JMS remembers the fans. Paramount remembers the fans' wallets. [C. Jacobson] 148.Janeway and Tuvok don't discuss the colour of their underwear. [Bill] 149.sans technobabble [Bill] 150.Zack Allen. The guy who likes to say "yes". What other security guard could be so _accomodating_? [That would be telling.Call me. Sarah.] 151.(To Matt Salsbury) Hye, one bunch of losers deserve another. [Dark Crow] 152.B5 has references to "The Prisoner," while watching Voyager, you feel like you ARE a prisoner. [Shadowknight] 153.B5 has Ivanova, Talia, and Lyta. Voyager has Tuvok? [Chris D.] 154.Can you imagine Sheridan saying,"I Feel your pain?" [NeoAnarchist] 155.B5 doesn't just bring in someone to boost the failing ratings. [Cousin Shirley] 156.Q is a big sissy ! [Kosh] 157.A /Plot/! B-5 has a plot! [beanie-chan] 158.Babylon 5 has romance. Voyager is Puritans Lost in Space. 159.Voyager (and Trek) have too many plots involving crew memebrs being held hostage or otherwise detained. 160.When the forces of darkness are closing in,WHO do you want leading the fight,Janeway or Sheridan? [Matt Salsbury] 161.The Prime Directive would not allow sneaky nuclear attacks on Zahadoom! [Jupiter2] 162.Speaking of Lost in Space, will somebody please show the Voyager how to get to Alpha Centari? [Jupiter2] 163.People stay dead on B5. [Jeena] 164.If there's a war in ST, the Federation tries to negotiate, on B-5, fleets are formed. [Darkslayer] 165.Lorien could kick Q and the Vorlons could crush the Borg several times over. [Darkslayer] 166.The final episode of Voyager: It is revealed that it was all just a dream. 167.Babylon 5 doesn't rely on shuttle crashes on remote planets to create a plot. 168.On Babylon 5, humans talk to aliens. On Voyager they infect you. 169.Babylon 5 develops the depth of alien cultures. You get the idea that the alien culture has a population more than 20. 170.Babylon 5 has restaurants! 171.Babylon 5 has foreshadowing. 172.How many time travel plots from ST:TNG were stolen to create "Coda"? 173.Sheridan dies once in the SERIES, Janeway *5* times in an hour. [Monique] 174.On B5 the aliens really DO think like aliens, not like humans in makeup. [Khorzan] 175.Happy endings suck. [Jeena] 176.Can you imagine the Voyager ending to 'Believers'? [Nick B] 177.B5 has aliens using flying leap kicks not wussy nerve pinches. [Diefleder Maus] 178.Bigger Explosions [Mongo] 179.B5 doesn't invent new physics every episode to save their skins. [Not Lou] 180.Sinclair. G'Kar. Londo. And no cute smart (annoying) kids. [Not Lou] 181.B5 has more than two weapons. [Diefleder Maus] 182.The Voyageur crew, especially Janeway, should, by all means, be DEAD!!!! [Darkslayer] 183.Voyager's idea of a guantlet is getting caught in-between a few Kazon ships. [Darkslayer] 184.Babylon 5's idea of a guantlet is getting caught in-between the Vorlons and the Shadows. [Darkslayer] 185.Funny aliens: Zathras really cool. Neelix just makes you want to puke. Even before you try his food! [Hippo] 186.Only B5 has Napoleonic figures torturing a Christ figure. [B-Dog] 187.On Voyager, Humans do talk to aliens On B5, they KILL THEM! [Centauri Mafia] 188.B5 sometimes has a filler episode. Voyager *is* a filler episode. [Centauri Mafia] 189.In B5, when there's no sun, it's dark. Where does the light come from in ST? [astro] 190.Can you imagine the Voyager ending for Z'ha'dum? [M. Salsbury] 191.The music on the opening credits of Voyager sound whiney. Does B5's? [M. Salsbury] 192.G'Kar won't get a false eye that works better than a real one. [M. Salsbury] 193.On B5, people have a chat whilst they go for a pee. On Star Trek, they don't even pee. [Simon Davies] 194.If Voyager is so advanced, why does it always gets it's ass kicked? [Coker Coler] 195.Voyager tries to cram two programs into one on a regular basis. Neither work very well. [Jupiter2] 196.Rotating sections on Earth Alliance ships look way cool. [Arrisan] 197.B5's StarFuries look much more menacing than Voyager's shuttles. [Arrisan] 198.Hell, think of the worst regular character in B5. Now think of the best character in Voyager. [Temperance] 199.B5 has gone 'Into the Fire', Voyager isn't going anywhere. [M. Salsbury] 200.Kes can't compete w/ Lyta Alexander. [anonymous] 201.On B5 they space teddy bears on Voyager they deal with peole who try to kill them. [anonymous] 202.Janeway doesn't have the gall to go to a major threats homeworld and blow it to dust with Voyager. [Brightknight] 203.B5 uses proven technology i.e. thermonuclear weapons. [anonymous] 204.Babylon 5 has Star Furies and Thunderbolts. Star Trek has Shuttles and Runabouts. [Vegas] 205.Sheridan looks a lot like Bill Clinton. [DanGarrett] 206.Elvis. Elvis. Elvis. [Mike Berry] 207.On B5, they have space suits and oxygen masks. In ST, every atmosphere has oxygen. [Magrat] 208.B5 could do an entire season on the money Voyager spends on two episodes. [Roger Shrubstaff] 209.B5 makes us guess who to hate. Voyager expects us to recognize bumpy-heads as evil. [Paula L.] 210.Babylon Five deals with real issues, like supplies and mail. How many shuttles does Voyager have? [The Archer] 211.'Cos Lenier kicks butt, and when did you ever see anyone ride a motor bike on Voyager? [Hunter] 212.on B5, the writers ...CAN WRITE ! [buckaroo] 213.Voyager manages to lose a shuttle craft every other episode ! what are they doing, replicating them? [buckaroo] 214."I can't aford to keep you in the brig for the next seventy years. Go back to your post." [anonymous] 215.Janeway vs. Sinclair/Valen: Who's the REAL bonehead here? [Admiral Schnur] 216.Sheridan vs. EVERYONE on Voyager!!! ["Meester" Morden] 217.On B5, when things go badly wrong, people die: On ST, they are saved by absurd plot devices. [Jason] 218.B5 has no navagational deflector to reroute stuff through. [satan] 219.why is B5 better? one word - CONSISTENCY. [buckaroo] 220.You don't want to see naked pictures of Janeway on the WWW. [Chris M.] 221.B5 has backstabbing, civil wars, eternal wars.Voyager has the Maquee. [The Warrior] 222.B5 has PPG`s with cool charge-up sounds. Star Trek has... Phasers. [Vegas] 223.When annoyed, Janeway says she doesn`t like them. Sheridan blows them to straight hell. [Vegas] 224.phasers vs gun that we don't know how they're call but no one put them on stun... [A.Deluxe] 225.B5 has Bathrooms. When was the last time anyone on Star Trek had to eliminate bodily waste? [Criag B] 226.Delenn would never scream: This man (Sheridan) is my friend! Nobody touches him! [HarryH] 227.At least John can say "i love you" instead of doing a dumb story about an indian capture. [Seviek] 228.There haven't been malfunctioning android episodes on B5. [Jupiter2] 229.Sheridan knows what his fists are!!! [Jay] 230.Marcus's pick-up lines vs. Chakotay's. [anonymous] 231.2 words: marcus sings!!!! [anonymous] 232.Line from Voyager:"get this cheese to sickbay" need I say more? [Mary Montabana] 233.Delenn in REVEALING black dresses. 'Nuff Said. [J. Othello] 234.Delenn, Ivanova, Lyta, Talia, Anna, Cathrine... You get the picture. [J. Othello] 235.Voyager has a computer generated Plot were B5 has computer generated graphics. [J. Othello] 236.Because I'm 40 yrs old, and I've grown up. ST has not. [jmcp] 237.B5 deals with politics, religion, and society. Voyager deals with "ethnic diversity". [J. Stanley] 238.People are good and evil on B5. On Voyager everyone is evolved and perfect!? [J. Stanley] 239.B5 manipulates the hell out of you Voyager bores the hell out of you. [Neroon] 240.You will never see the head of a voyager character on a pike....Wave. [Neroon] 241.Characters on b5 have wounds that take time to heal. [Neroon] 242.Zathras. [Palpatine] 243.A squad of drunken, paralyzed stormtroopers could kick Voyager's ass. [Lak Sivrak] 244.That really cool assortment of weapons quarterstaves, daggers, PPGs, starfighters, and rifles. [Palpatine] 245.On B5 important characters die and leave the show. On Voyager you wish you be so lucky. [Jason] 246.Babylon5 doesn't need any excuse to be better than Voyager! [Morgandria] 247.After so many battles, Voyager's hull should look as patchworked as B5's did from the beginning. [Khorzan] 248.B5 has heart wrenching torture scenes---Voyager is 1 long torture scene! [Neroon] 249.B5 Doesn't have a magic particle of the week. [John] 250.In B5, when a ship takes a hit, it goes, "BOOM"! On Voyager, its always fixed next week. [OldFriend] 251.B5 characters evolve over time. ST characters devolve, then recover, in a single episode. [Eeyore] 252.On B5, we wonder for episodes if Sheridan is dead. On ST, no major characters die. (except once) but it's so rare.... [anonymous] 253.Babylon 5 uses the Hubble for some of its fx Voyager needs it to get home. [Neroon] 254.The Shadows would kick some Borg ass! [Jack Blade] 255.Marcus, Marcus, and Marcus. [Mrs Cole] 256.Have you ever seen a fighting pike on Voyager? phasers are wimpy weapons! [Mrs Cole] 257.Going up to a Vorlon and saying "I loved you in 'War of the Worlds'" [Anthony Morin] 258.Sheridan has steady chick, not like Kirk, with a Green Chick. [Anthony Morin] 259.On B5 many shows end on a truely deep & philisophical, thought provoking note. [A Star] 260.The B5 crew dosen't hide behind a bunch of pansy-ass rules that they hide behind when their afraid. [El Taco Grande] 261.Babylon 5 challenges my intelligence... Star Trek insults it. [Bester's #1 Fan] 262.Evil (B5) will always triumph because good (ST) is dum!!! [Kayser Sose] 263.One word, emotion. [The Cimborn] 264.The Babylon 5 universe hasn't been sold to Microsoft. [Chuck0] 265.Viacom is trying to shut down Trek fan sites. [Chuck0] 266.SHADOWS KICK BORG BUTT!!!!!!!! [JACK HOLLOW] 267.B5 HAS STARSHIP TYPE CONSISTANCY [JACK HOLLOW] 268.SIX! [Teeps-space-13!] 269.Voyager is lost in space. Babylon 5 has Bill Mumy, who starred in "Lost in Space". [Chuck0] 270.Would the Q Continuum leave the galaxy to let the younger races play? Not. [Chuck0] 271.Babylon 5 is about big issues, like social darwinism, fascism, and freedom. Voyager is about Treknobabble saving the day. [Chuck0] 272.On B5, the actors...can ACT! [F.R.] 273.Can you imagine Kes talking to Janeway about her first menstruation? [Shokoshu] 274.BABYLON5 is about real people dealing with life and death STV is dealing with cancellation. [M. Ludeman] 275.Severed dreams is greater than a movie screen, but even a TV screen is to large for Voyager. [G. Semmer] 276.B5 starships obey the laws of physics, ST invents new laws (and then breaks them...). [buckaroo] 277.One word? Ha! How about three letters: J-M-S. [CyberCat] 278.B5 ships are hard-no shields required. Even with shields Voyager's a heap of junk!! [Mark Watson] 279.Because ST is asimilated by the Borg - hum - want to say M$ [G. Semmer] 280.warp drive vs. hyperspace & jumpgates. [Vir] 281.Babylon 5's name comes from an important historical reference. Voyager is named after a mini-van. [FHCimino] 282.Sheridan: "I'd like to nail your head to the table and set it on fire." [Caroline] 283.Sheridan is not bald. [A.Deluxe] 284.B5 characters dispose of bodily waste. On Voyager, the characters are bodily waste! [Lord Khyron] 285.Someone better tell Voyager engineers that space is three dimensional. [Neroon] 286.Ever suffer from phaser envy over pikel envy? [Noff] 287.B5: Killed Kosh II. STV "All we are saaaaying, is give piece a chaaaance" [Highlander] 288.Even Lennier makes more jokes than Tuvok. [Highlander] 289.Lennier on a motorcycle. Paris likes B-movies. [Highlander] 290.Delenn is the best. Voyager just is a rerun... [Dark_Elves@hotmail.com] 291.In Voyager, Janeway and Paris evolve into brand new life forms, have kids, devolve back into the exact same humans they started out as, and no one ever refers to this again. On B5 you have episodes in the fourth season which tie back to events in the original pilot. [Garance] 292.Voyager is always showing previews where some major character is supposedly in mortal danger, and yet you *know* that nothing will ever happen to them. If some plot on B5 even suggests that *any* character (even the key characters) *might* die, you're on the edge of your seat wondering how it will turn out. [Garance] 293.Voyager does not want to share technology with the Kazon, because the Kazon is so technologically backward that sharing would break the prime directive. Meanwhile, Voyager has been spending years in space, and can't even *outrun* the Kazon's. Pretty lame for superior technology. [Garance] 294.On voyager, the most believable character is a hologram. On B5, everyone is too busy with the real world for there to be any plots about holograms. [Garance] 295.On B5, they have REAL doctors! ["Meester" Morden] 296.In B5, "Evasive manoevers" mean something! [A.Deluxe] 297.Ivanova VS. any man from Voyager. [Galan Drcos] 298.Organic Armour vs Paper thin shields. [Galan Drcos] 299.5 miles of station vs 600 meters. [Galan Drcos] 300.Star Trek can't even decide whether the Enterprise E has 24 or 26 decks. [Galan Drcos] 301.The Shadows take over half the galaxy in 2 years, the Borg take six years just to get to federation. [Galan Drcos] 302.uhm... _I_ don't watch Voyager! [Spineless Cougar] 303.Two words: Planet Killers! [Ace-High] 304.B5 ships use 3 dimensions. Janeway has yet to realise that Earth is 2 miles below them. [Lonny] 305.Alcahol vs. Synthehol. Think about it. [Lonny] 306.There are all kinds of People on B5, but no one lives on Voyager, except for a select few. [Jupiter2] 307.On B5 characters get tortured, on Voyager the viewers are tortured. [M. Salsbury] 308.Janeway would never start a Holy Way like Delenn did. [Wiz] 309.Richard Biggs vs. Tim Russ [Miguel Farah] 310.Bester vs. Kes (Give me a break!) [Vir] 311.B5 writers knows where the plot is going, while STV writers are lost in space. [Vir] 312.Garibaldi has a Kawasaki, Voyager has holographic schwin airdynes. [Snu] 313.B5 stuggles to get renewed. Voyager is always renewed More proof the world is crazy. [jennifer] 314.Babylon 5 doesn't use its characters to explain blatant literary references like the Greek "Sirens". [Chuck0] 315.Babylon 5 doesn't wrap up all of the day's problems in the last 5 minutes. [Chuck0] 316.When Voyager characters find themselves in an impossible bind, they get beamed out in a nick of time. On Babylon 5 characters have to live with the consequences of their actions. Just ask G'Kar. [Chuck0] 317.When Voyager's ratings are down they pull out the scantily-clad women and the bogus genetics treknobabble. [Chuck0] 318.Janeway is one of the most gullible characters on TV. Sure, this low tech species travelled all the way to the alpha quadrant to impregnate Harry Kim's mother. Right... [Chuck0] 319.Why doesn't Voyager do away with its shielding. Does it ever work? [Chuck0] 320.ST:V - Not only is spaces missing a few deminisons, but so are the characters. [Dan] 321.3 Reasons: Severed Dreams, Shadow Dancing, and INTO THE FIRE!!!!! [Justin Blackwell] 322.Voyager fans like Babylon 5 so much more that they actually send in SERIOUS reasons. [HONEST] 323.Harlan Ellison [Critter] 324.The White Star could kick Voyagers ass!!!!! [The Jester] 325.Shadows would just phase out of hyperspace, look at Voyager and laugh really loud(and kill Voyager) [anonymous] 326.Sheridan doesn't use treknoblabble like "I'v gotta remakify the quisinart" [anonymous] 327.Real villains (Bester, Clark, the Shadows, Cartagia, Kosh...) [anonymous] 328.Star fury vs space shuttle... HAHAHA. [Stigmat] 329.Even the drazis are better actors than Janeway! [Stigmat] 330.You don't need a remote for channel surfing while watching B-5. [chuck2] 331.Because the French Ticklers on B5 are soooo impressive (ask Ivanova!). [NightRain] 332.Babylon 5 has plot twists, who would have though the Vorlons would go bad? [Shaun] 333.Sheridan wouldn't drop out of hyperspace at every interesting planet on his way to Z'ha'dum. [RevDennis] 334.Sheridan wouldn't get everyone trapped on the wrong side of the galaxy to satisfy his curiosity. [RevDennis] 335.Garibaldi... and Duck Dodgers and the 24th and 1/2 Century!!! [Shinobi] 336.On B-5, Morden assasinates the Emperor and gets drunk afterwards. On St:V, nobody even gets drunk! [O'Brien] 337.Membari Spirituality vs. Pseudo-shamanism. [Azerhaatin] 338.Narn Philosophy vs. Vulcan "Logic" [Azerhaatin] 339.B5 fans wouldn't try to flame Rick Berman or Jeri Taylor's PC. [M. Salsbury] 340.Villians on B5 do really horrible things, just ask the Narn. [M. Salsbury] 341.Let's see, a new episode of Voyager is being broadcast at the same time as a new Simpsons and a new King of the Hill. I know where my remore will be parked. [Chuck0] 342.No one's combined Morden and Garibaldi in a transporter accident. [Krip Chip] 343.Three words : No deadly phage. [O'Brien] 344.Hey Janeway... try the MUTAI instead of the holodeck! [Stigmat] 345.Why? Ask Walter Koenig. He is the Best(er) Man to giv you your answer. [irena] 346.No one on Voyager says "I want to see your head on a pike", and actually has it happen [anonymous] 347.Janeway would never ever ever tell Q Up Yours! [Neroon] 348.Voyager is in the Delta quad and has only run into the Borg ONCE!!! [Neroon] 349.The hull of the White Star is more intelligent and adaptable than the Voyager's CREW!! [Neroon] 350.Powerful beings on B5 don't make stupid jokes, and want to sleep with the human captain! [Neroon] 351.When have you ever laughed out loud or got choked up about Voyager? [Neroon] 352.I've choked on Voyager many times. [Chuck0] 353.Even the DS9 is more interesting than Voyager. [Ranger01] 354.B5 is not running around the Delta quadrant looking for the universe's most abundant element: Hydrogen. [Ranger01] 355.Voyager no longer exists in my universe. [Zathras] 356.No introducing a new "important" crew member to turn traitor that episode. [Joel Mathis] 357.No wonder Voyager doesn't float. [anonymous] 358.Babylon 5: Where men are real men, women are real women, and big furry hairdos from Alpha Centauri are real big furry hairdos from Alpha Centauri. [Shard] 359.B5 people button then zip. On Voyager, can we say "Velcro" [felixmeister] 360.two words: swedish meatballs [commander haddok] 361.Two Words: Woo Hoo [The Chief] 362.B5 doesn't have probability particles. [Adam Howarter] 363.No vulcan Neck pinch. [Zanados] 364.In B5 you don't have to touch the person to read their minds. [Zanados] 365.ST nicknames: "Bones" B5 nicknames: "Star Killer." [llamaguy] 366."If I kill him it will start a war..." [Garibaldi] 367.Number 1 never takes a Number 2. [poop] 368.ON BAB5, PEOPLE BLEED. PEOPLE DIE. [KOI NO KAZE] 369.I have found, that if I channelsurf while Voyager is on, every time I click on Voyager inevitably some kind of technological thing is being discussed, referred to, or happening. [Chuck0] 370.ON BAB5, ONLY ONE PERSON CANNOT ACT...ON VOYAGER.... [KOI NO KAZE] 371.UNLIKE Q, CAN YOU IMAGINE NEW KOSH WEARING LIPSTICK TO LOOK SINISTER?! [KOI NO KAZE] 372.Voyager is a hokey Star Trek rip-off, B5 is not. [Harmony] 373.I've laughed out loud at Voyager many times...it's dumber than Beavis and Butt-Head. [anonymous] 374.Keepers. [Chuck0] 375.On Babylon 5 the doctor gets laid by a hot resistance leader, on Voyager the doctor gets a family. [Chuck0] 376.On Babylon 5 the strong female leads fall for competent, smart, dashing men. On Voyager they fall for piggish, annoying weasels. [Chuck0] 377.Why does Voyager look so pristine after its battles? Is there a starbase in that quadrant? [Chuck0] 378.Two Words: Organic Technology. [First Ones] 379.Ivonava getting toasted at a Drazi party. [Monera] 380.If Janeway tried what Sheridan did in "Rumors,Bargains and Lies",her head would explode. [Monique] 381.No cloaking devices: The White Star doesn't need to go sneaking around! [IronGen] 382.How excited would you get over a Real Time Episode of Voyager. [Neroon] 383.Is it my imagination or is DS9 getting all of its plots from Prev. B5 Ep's. [Neroon] 384.No, that would be old Trek epsiodes. [Chuck0] 385.The White Star fleet's organics vs. those Bio gel pak things. [Palpatine] 386.On Voyager someone doesn't respond to a hail "No Response." On B5 it's "Bastard's won't answer!" [Pike] 387.Star Trek has the Prime Directive. B5 has the Vorlon Planet Killer. [Celeborn] 388.Babylon 5 has pikes with the heads of evil guys impaled on them. [Chuck0] 389.B5 has better intrigue. [Chuck0] 390.B5 has a time line. STV doesn't (doesn't have a plot either) [Tamie] 391.How many times has the B5 crew been trapped inside a holodeck??? [Jupiter2] 392.Bester vs. Chekov. [Shmoo5] 393.Voyager+Borg vs NEW evil Aliens that only slightly resemble the Shadows.......... Uh-hun. [AlThor6113} 394.Can we say......War with earth? [AlThor6113] 395.A holo Drama based on a revolution takes place in ST, but a REAL revolution is TAKING place in B5. [AlThor6113] 396.One word: Revolution. [AlThor6113] 397.It just is. [AlThor6113] 398.Holo vs. Down-below. [Zarg] 399.I just saw an episode of Voyager, where a major part of its plot was taken from this list. [Neroon] 400.Maybe something called PLOT! [SLK] 401.When was the last time you were actually worried that a major Voyager character was going to die? [Alycia "CyberCat" Shedd] 402.(Aside from wishful thinking...) [Alycia "CyberCat" Shedd] 403.Neelix in space ship cannot make H2O out of oxygen and hydrogen, ok? [Steffen] 404.G'Kar vs. Tomolok... Wait a sec'... [BENARES] 405.Janeway : "I must help my crew's emotional growth." Sheriden : "Get over it, you whiner." [BENARES] 406.Sheriden can also throw a frisbee and spy for the government. Janeway can make Colombo's cofee. [BENARES] 407.ST : Aim for THAT spot on the Borg and they blow up. [BENARES] 408.ST : Whew! We barely got out of THAT one! B5 : AAAAAAAAGH!!! BOOM! [BENARES] 409.Swedish meatballs! [BENARES] 410.Janeway, Chekoteh, Tuvok, Kim, Paris, Neelix, Kess, Torez. [BENARES] 411.Cruising speed of Warp 9.97775, my ass. [BENARES] 412.NONE of the races on B5 can interbreed! On Voyager you can mix dogs and cats. [BENARES] 413.Voyager : We're all "evolved". On B5 : "Are you lookin' at me?" POW! [BENARES] 414.Voyager : We use the metric system, because it's more advanced. [BENARES] 415.Babylon 5 : We use the English system, because it pisses off the French. [BENARES] 416.Bester vs. Chekov... Wait a sec'... [BENARES] 417.Does Voyager have a cool list like this one? I think not! [BENARES] 418.B5 doesn't have to make references to other Trek series to catch the audience's attention. [BENARES] 419.Trek : The "First Ones" are bald humanoids. B5 : The "First Ones" are immortal balls of energy. [BENARES] 420.The Centauri have 6 testicles, not bumpy foreheads. [BENARES] 421.Voyager : We want to better the Universe and our species. B5 : Ulterior motive, plain and simple. [BENARES] 422.B5 : Hey, the Vorlons and Shadows ARE smarter than we are! [BENARES] 423.DS9 : One mile long. B5 : 5 miles long -- "Mine's LONGER!" [BENARES] 424.Janeway's spirit animal is an IGUANA! [BENARES] 425.Watch B5 for the plot. Watch Voyager for next week's previews. [BENARES] 426."Woo-hoo"? [BENARES] 427.Voyager : How do they go to the bathroom in those things?? [BENARES] 428.G'Kar : "As the humans say, up yours!" [BENARES] 429.B5 had Scott Adams [llamaguy] 430.Heavy Fusion Lasers vs. Phasers, what is a Phaser? [Legate70] 431.Characters can die on B5, not on Voy. [anonymous] 432.Voyager=Lost In Space revisited. [Brian] 433.Implied lesbianism. [anonymous] 434.The new aliens on V'ger look like shadows and have organic [vorlon] ships (can you say:rip-off) [mkonecsni] 435.B5 tells a story money is a by-product. ST wants money story is a by-product... [tez] 436.The Shadows have arrived at their new destination, the Delta Quadrant. Time to defeat the Borg!!! [Lurker in the Shadows] 437.The dramatic conclusion of Voyager.....Law Suit. [Neroon] 438.If Janeway had seen the Starfire Wheel, she would have entered, and no one would care. [Neroon] 439.You don't need to watch DS-9 or Voyager, just watch B-5 and you'll know what upcoming shows will be. [Neroon] 440.Babylon 5 always has something new to throw at you, like the dramatic death of Neroon. [Chuck0] 441.Voyager rips off Babylon 5 in the look of the new aliens, their ships, and some half-ass attempt to duplicate the Shadow's philosophy. [Chuck0] 442.Voyager has dumb captain who, after escaping a borg fleet, goes back to see what happened to it. Typical. [Chuck0] 443.When the plot runs thin on Voyager it's time for...ANOTHER CRISIS ON THE HOLDECK (tm). [Chuck0] 444.A Babylon 5 fan will find a way to avoid being a jury member for OJ's murder trial. [Lounge Lizzard] 445.On B5, no one feel any guilt eating meat. On voyager, veggie surprise. [Lounge Lizzard] 446.Zip then fasten, or fasten then zip. Voyager dosen't even have zippers! [FlameLions] 447.(sigh)....not another holodeck character! [sf] 448.Harlan Ellison is still on speaking terms with JMS. [Lightman2] 449.When Sheridan sends people on a suicide mission, they aren't saved by a plot device. [Lightman2] 450.Babylon 5 characters have neuroses. Voyager characters give you neuroses. [Eowen] 451.B5 has JMS. Voyager has Jerry Tailor. 'Nuff said... [Marty Katz] 452.When Sheridan goes where no one has gone before, its a lot more interesting than when Voyager does it. [Marty Katz] 453.B5: "And so it begins" Voyager: We're still waiting [Marty Katz] 454.Name any Voyager character. Now picture them with Londo's hair. In all cases, an improvement. [Marty Katz] 455.On B5, we spent years waiting for Kosh to come out of his encounter suit. On Voyager, I've spent years waiting for Janeway to get into hers. [Marty Katz] 456.B5 weapons have no stun settings [Marty Katz] 457.B5 has Soul Hunters. Voyager has no soul. [Marty Katz] 458.The characters on B5 are anatomicaly superior (just ask Londo). [Marty Katz] 459.Vorlon ships can sing people to sleep. Voyager puts us all to sleep. [Marty Katz] 460.Simple: The Vorlons *ARE*. Voyager isn't. [Marty Katz] 461.The PPG looks like a gun...the phaser looks like a sex toy. (sorry, Bear...) [rokit88] 462.Because!! [Jono] 463.The only way to stun someone with a PPG is to pistol-whip them with it. [Simmo] 464.B5 is an intelligent work of fiction a rarity in today's TV environment. [Laura] 465.Episode after episode, the Babylon 5's plot gets more and more twisted, leaving one constantly guessing. Watching Voyager one only wonders when they'll get to the holodeck.[Chuck0] 466.Voyager's ratings last year were a few notches above Moesha. [Chuck0] 467.And Voyager's plots weren't nearly as complicated as Moesha's. [M. Salsbury] 468.That blonde lady got naked on B5(and I liked it), on Voyager no one should!!!! [Nate] 469.That blindfold is more real than Voyager. [Neroon] 470.Cold Blooded (Realistic) Murder just doesn't happen on Voyager. [Neroon] 471.Chakote would Never Never Never sniff Janeway's Drinking cup. [Neroon] 472.Bureau 13 [Thomas Moffatt] 473.I've got a 200 megawatt pulse cannon that says otherwise.... [evilboy] 474.BaBEARlon 5... that's cute... JS? [evilboy] 475.B5 gives reasons why characters leave. ST doesn't. [CWiley5078] 476.I'd rather eat NELIX than Nelix's cooking. [Bah humbug] 477.If Voyager's cast is so evolved that they don't have to pee, then why does Nelix have to cook? [Mikey] 478.On Voyager, they use transporters to beam out the crew's wastes...must be some kind of propulsion. [Koi no Kaze] 479.On B5 they have bridge crew. Voyager has Ensign Ethnic, Ensign Buxom, and Ensign Dispensable. [Koi no Kaze] 480.Phasers look like Dust Busters, PPGs look like weapons. [M. Salsbury] 481.How many of us want to see a Voyager feature film? [M. Salsbury] 482.When B5's arch ends, we'll all wish there was more.We wish Voyager had never started. [M. Salsbury] 483.The war really is never over, because it's now DS9's last hope, according to the TV Guide. [Zathras] 484.Better Executive Producer: JMS is alive. [Shadow] 485.B5 is not afraid to screw over or in some cases KILL a great character (like Garibaldi or Neroon) [ferrio@execpc.com] 486.B5: another reason why the good guys and girls wear black. [ferrio@execpc.com] 487.Zathras, there I'm done. [SLK] 488.Ok, so Sheridan fell for something that Janeway would, but the cast of B5 won't rescue him, Just win [AlThor6113] 489.Stroboscopic Hard Rock Fight Scenes!!! [Neroon] 490.Janeway would never order anyone to be shot on sight. [Neroon] 491.On Voyager they don't understand that space is 3 dimensional, obstacles/enemies can be avoided. [Kallisti, High Priestes of Chaotica] 492.If Janeway was captured by Edgars, would anyone worry about if she'd escape by the next episode? [Lightman2] 493.On Voyager, cats and dogs are our friends. On B5, they try to take over the world. [Lightman2]